I swear, it never looks the same as the menu.
But where’s the special sauce?
Ohmygod, I can’t believe you said that.
EE tried talking me into special sauce at least twice.
It’s on the side.
I’ve held this dick in person. It is as hilarious in real life as it is in this photo.
I drew me and all my friends as fat Kaiju
youre bad people bUT GOOD GATOR
alligators are my favorite, and your little alligator gives me incredulous amounts of inspiration. i hope you dont mind if i draw him/her (i apologise, i dont know which they are) a million times
Hey broham, you draw to your heart’s content.
I’m glad I could imspire someone.
AAAAAAH YOU AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL GATOR FACE FOLLOWED ME
Do you have any idea where therougishtype moved to?
They’re under the name infalsumpastor now. To my understanding they have not updated in a very long while. I would call that account dead.
Draw the dingdongs pls your art is amazing <3
I can draw the dingadongs, but I wont do it to gain followers.
SOUNDS LIKE WE NEED MORE HALF-LIFE PORN AMIRIGHT?
If you want followers, draw more nsfw
To be honest, anything I’ve ever drawn that was NSFW has gotten the lest amount of new followers/reblogs/likes.
I guess I just don’t draw porn well.
Considering how they have an almost hive mind connection and the Nihilanth was mind controlling them, I actually don’t think any are.
That’s a good point and I’ve thought about that as well. It…
I had always assumed that the Vorts aren’t a fully constant hive mind. They’re connected no doubt, but they can’t read eachother’s minds. Or else verbal communication would be pointless to them.
They can assume direct commutation at will, but it may require quite a bit of concentration and control like how they had to all band together to heal Alyx. Also if they were all directly connected via a hive mind at all times the Vort that saved you and Alyx in Episode 2 wouldn’t have needed to call out to the other Vorts in the mountains.
It’s a better assumption that Vorts are connected via psychological and empathetic links. For example: say you’re out eating at a restaurant and you see a guy three tables down from you. To you, as a human, you don’t know that guy. He’s a stranger to you. He could be the best guy in the world or the biggest asshole. You as a human just don’t know. You can’t trust him 100%. If he starts acting crazy, you can only assume the worst. If he starts acting generous to you, you can only assume he wants something in return. Unless a person is apart of your direct family (who are people that can still surprise you) you can’t predict with absolute certainty what another person is going to do.
Vorts don’t have this problem. Every Vort knows the other Vort and they all trust one another. It don’t matter if they’ve never met that particular Vort before, Because they know they would never do wrong to another Vort therefore the other Vort will never do wrong to them. It’s sorta like a bee hive or a ant mound. They don’t fight with one another. They’re all sisters and they all trust one another and get impressive work done because of it. Vorts are all related and connected and have no desire to fight with other Vorts. So it’s safe to assume when one Vort feels a way about something (Combine bad, Humans good) They ALL feel that way.
It’s actually a rather peaceful society once you think about it.
I’ll bet the whole thing about humans lying to one another and not trusting all other humans must have blown their minds.
To the other day I was just doodling when I drew this masterpiece. My character (and by association, me) has very short arms and very tiny hands. Hands that can do nothing. There’s a common joke going around that I can’t touch my face, much less the top of my head, so someone said ‘PUT A HAT ON HER! SHE CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!’
Yeah. Well. MAYBE I CAN’T. FUCK YOU. I’M STILL A PERSON. WITH FEELINGS.
'Lest Zeebra likes my tiny hands.
I just want you to know that your art is absolutely marvelous~!