Big list of good Half-Life fanfiction!
I’ve collected some good HL fanfiction over time and I figured I’d make a list of my favorites for others’ reading pleasure.
It’s been a while since I’ve read a few of these so some of them might not be as quality as I remember, but hopefully you’ll still enjoy. The bolded ones are my most favorite of the bunch.
I’ll put this under a cut since it’s kind of a long list.
Mmm HL-Fanfiction. Unfortunately I’ve already read most of it. Pickin’s are slim in this fandum.
since hot chocolate mix is hard to come by, they just heat up the green stuff in the medikits
You know, no one else likes it when people turn Half-Life characters into animals but I do so <3
Alyx you know he’s not joking about that. The dude hates that headcrab.
For those of you pondering where Barney’s wings went; I’ve formulated a little head-canon about this world in which involves anyone under or working for the Combine control has to have their wings clipped. Unfortunately for Barney and his dealings with the Combine, he was forced to get his flight feathers removed.
Why are they birds what
Because you touch yourself at night.
Also because I felt like it.
Take a moment to think about the Booker on the other side of that tear that’s left with Anna’s body in that condition.
I actually drew something in this regard. I just aint posted it yet.
We're you able to get the Burial at Sea DLC for Bioshock Infinite?
I.. I.. I can’t.. I can’t right meow.
OH GOD. MY LIFE IS A LIE.
Hey did you guys know that if I wanted to see WillYouPressTheButton .com screen caps I Would Just Go To The Fucking Website Myself?
DONT FORGET ABOUT THE EXPLOITATION AND TREATMENT OF THE COWS THEMSELVES
dairy = perverse madness. abolish dairy.
Actually, Dairy cows are treated very well. You don’t get good milk from poorly treated animals, so where this bullshit about how badly dairy cows are treated came from is beyond me.
A malnourished cow can’t produce milk. A beaten cow wont got to the stalls to get milked. A sick cow gives infected milk. Just to name some of the few criteria cows have to be maintained at to keep them as good producers of milk. These cows get air conditioned and heated barns for hot summer days and cold winter nights. They are fed some of the best grits and grains to keep them producing the best quality milk. They have fuckin’ cow sized car washes built into the stalls so they can groom themselves. Those cows have it better than some people I know. I could only hope to be a dairy cow in a future life.
Also cows producing more milk than years ago is a breeding thing. It’s not a hormone thing. I’m not say some farmers don’t try and boost production rates by juicing the cows but that costs money. Lots of money. Growth hormones are not cheap. It’s simpler to just breed high producing cows than keeping them hopped up on hormones. Cows that make more milk are bred more than a cow that don’t so it’s easy to figure out that after a few years of good breeding we’ve come out with cows that just simply make more milk. That’s simply Fucking Logic. People are just as likely to get high hormones from eating meat than drinking milk. And not even cow meat. Chicken and pork is notoriously dosed with growth hormones. Finally, this problem goes away as soon as you start buying better quality milk. I don’t get that shit swill from wal-mart. Most organic milks have extremely strict guidelines to be met for the ‘organic’ label.
Lastly, Cows milk is fating, but it’s a natural fat the body can more readily process. It’s like eggs and nuts. Both are horrendously high in fat, but it’s a good fat. It’s a easily process and used fat, unlike the fat from french fries. Why the flying fuck someone would even try to make that comparison is beyond me. Give a glass of milk to someone for a year and give fucking french fires to someone for a fucking year and see who comes out fatter. I you think the dude who ate the fries comes out healthier you deserve your goddamned clogged arteries.
Making the argument that people are not meant it drink milk is fucking moronic. While we’re at it we might as well stop eating bread. Or drinking chemically processed and cleaned water. Or sleeping on beds.
Jesus Fucking Christ.
I GOT MY HALF-LIFE JACKET TODAY YES YES YES
War did you acquire this attire?
Gavin Goulden of Irrational games tweeted about a sexy ‘Men of gaming’ calender. It’s exactly as you would imagine, a calender full of hairy bearded nerdy men in quasi-sexy poses. I told him I would pay top dollar for a ‘Sexy Men of Irrational Games’ calender.
Then I realized he was just teasing me…
It’s 3 in the morning and I’m drawing bird sex someone halp.
I'm off to catch my plane, but! The naked, sexy, bleeding, Booker drawing is finished. <3
Dominate me from Columbia to Rapture Babe